Did you ever see the movie Beaches? You know the one with Bette Midler and her friend who dies of a heart problem? There is a part in that movie where Bette is is in a musical about bras....big bras, that hold up big boobs! Every time I think of my current chest situation I think of that movie and wonder where I can get myself some of those Over the Should Boulder Holders as she calls them in the movie!
Seriously, some women complain about stretch marks, some complain about vericose veins...I am complaining about out of control Boobs! Sorry if you are reading this and this is TMI, but if you have seen any pictures of me lately you really cannot miss the damn things! I spent my whole adult life trying to make them smaller and here with one pregnancy I have jumped up three sizes. I had to buy 5 - yes, count them - 2 nursing, 1 sleeping, 1 sports and 1 strapless bra - new bras today (this is after the 3 I bought at the beginning of my pregnancy, to fit my ever expanding chest line. I still cannot really see my stomach because my chest is in the way! Seriously, will they ever stop growing. A woman at a store today tried to get me to put on a 40 F....when I did, it clearly did not fit. But it was not too far off. I have proudly stepped into the E category with my big melon friends and frankly I am exhausted carrying them around! and I hear I still have more to come. Oh Joy!
For all of the small chested women out there, enjoy it! Because this is like carrying around not one bump but three bumps all on my 5'2 frame!
I apologize to anyone out there who I may offend with my chest, but as they say, "if you got it flaunt it"...or as I say "stop looking at me, I have no other choice in the matter"!
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